V1 Shitfuck

==Shitfuck is the official mascot for the R&D Department and the Bunker itself. Do not question it. == Shitfuck, or "the Mascot" as he is lovingly referred by the Level 1 staff, is a genetic abomination, presumably made by the Head of the IT Department as a result of some shenanigans and his tendencies. He is some sort of snake-human creature, who is one of the mascots for pro-computer sentiment.

The only way Shitfuck can communicate is through lizard/snake noises and the occasional slurs and insults he shouts. The Head of the R&D Department still struggles to understand how he was created.

Trivia

 * Shitfuck was named by the first thing I.T. Head said after finish creating him.
 * Alongside with the Computer, Shitfuck is the only thing the I.T. Head still has sentiments for.
 * He has pure, concentrated IT fluid running in his bloodstream.