V1 I.T. Intern

Alignment: Community/order

Gender: Male?

Status: Busy

Friends: Accounting Head

Enemies: ?

Allegiance: Computer Forces

Height: Short

Age: Around early 20's

Basic Info
The I.T. Intern is a member of the staff of level 1 that works as a henchman for the I.T. Department. He has a fully functional (most of the time) augumented body that he himself built. Presumably that display of skills that made him get the attention of the I.T. Department.

Despite being relativelly smart, Intern’s job consists of mostly mundane things on level 1, such as working as a delivery boy and cleaning stuff. He constantly has to deal with I.T. Head and his decaying mental state.

Intern has a secret passage to a place he calls "Level 1.5" ,where he stores lean. Its unknown how he found level 1.5 or what purpose the lean has. (can he even drink it?)

War to take the Surface
During the initial phases of the war, Intern became a “group project” of the Department Heads to create an elite guard like soldier. Unfortunately, the tampering of both his hardware and body led to him deserting, cloning himself several times and starting a new faction, The Warmongers. However anticlimactically, all they do is look for really fucking cool frogs and take potshots at trees.

Deep Dark
Intern, like the rest of the I.T Department, is being hunted by the Head of the IT Department, who has been driven to complete insanity after the computer ran out of power. His fate is unknown, Rip Bozo.

Death of The Computer
Intern was shoved into the panic room by the I.T. Head and survived the explosion because of this. Shortly after leaving the panic room, he was nearly kidnapped by S.T.E.E.L. and lost his left arm. He buried what remained of the Department Heads in the City of the Egg and set off towards a rumored Neo-Computerist holdout. Unfortunately he was rejected by the Neo-Computerists and denied the Bio-Computer, leaving a day prior to an attack on the complex. His current status is otherwise unknown.

Luxury
After the Boggist Takeover, Intern was left without both a purpose and a name. In a desperate attempt to find a reason to live, he became a janitor for several people, mostly boggist sub-priests and foremen. He then later fell into the blood pit while trying to free Tittyass. Due to this, he became an unwitting gladiator with his fate becoming unknown.

Trivia
•Intern shuts off at any mention of the word “sex”

•He is taller than the Head of the Accounting Department, which is sad lmaooo.